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Joke of the Day

"At first i was feeling a little grumpy, Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful. I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs"

"Sign in a store window during a blizzard ""Got frostbite? Fingerless gloves, half off!"""

"Woman Tries To Trick Her Husband With A Letter To See If He Is Cheating http://thebuzzflare.com/woman-tries-to-trick-her-husband-with-a-letter-to-see-if-he-is-cheating/"

"is it me or is it tired in here? hahahahaahaa"

"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like ""Oh no! I died! Hey, wait a minute..."""

"What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget? A huge short coming."

"Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!"

"Brazil's congress. thats the joke, folks..."