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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap chewed off three legs and was still stuck."

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."

"i'd tell a joke about a vampire but... it'll suck"

"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."

"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."

"Microsoft has realized that all their products get better PR by naming it after Halo mythology. I'm expecting the next Windows version to be Windows 117."

"Joe was chopping wood with his Dad Joe: Dad, I think I want to be a pilot! Dad: That's great, start over there. You can grab that wood and pile it."

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with downsyndrome."

"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"

"Hank Hill works at an S&M sex shop And he sells pro-pain accessories."