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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde friend ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde replies, ""Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"Why do the riot police like to go to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd"

"Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !"

"So Microsoft bought skype for millions of dollars Idiots didn't know skype's free."

"GF says my bike helmet looks ridiculous, but I'd rather be ""uncool"" than fall and crack my head open in the middle of having sex."

"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."

"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to pigs? A hamosexual."

"Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head."

"Two Irish men walk into a bar. I would've thought one of them would have seen it."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"