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Joke of the Day
"Why do the riot police like to go to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd"
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"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"
"What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Long John silvers"
"Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself."
"Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet."
"An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation"
"thought about a giraffe accidentally getting it's own long neck in a knot and i jus started cryin"
"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."
"The number one piece of advice I could give to fish is to stay hydrated."
"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"