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Joke of the Day
"Two Irish men walk into a bar. I would've thought one of them would have seen it."
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"Its Saddam shame, the situation in the Middle East... ... it's Assad day for us all."
"cop joke He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""
"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."
"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... Feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."
"I was fucking this older woman, when she said, ""You know, you remind me of my son."" I said, ""Let's not make this weird, gran."""
"What's the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? The discrimination."
"me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening"
"""How did you sleep?"" ""On my back, mostly. At one point I tried to climb into my dryer but I couldn't fit."""