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Joke of the Day
"So Microsoft bought skype for millions of dollars Idiots didn't know skype's free."
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"A pair of mittens says to a hat, ""I'll stay here, you go on a head"""
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."
"Why did the trout go to med school? Mounting pressure from his friends and family"
"Entering Area 51 US soldier: - Sir, this is secret teritory and you don't have permission to... - me - Where the fuck are you running, Pikachu?!"
"What be a Pirates favorite letter? Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har"
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats disabled people? A Vegetarian"
"It's 2080. Every living human is named Taylor. Dogs are the size of hamsters. The iPhone 47 is the size of a parachute. Weed is mandatory."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"