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Joke of the Day
"So Microsoft bought skype for millions of dollars Idiots didn't know skype's free."
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"They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend."
"Which fish is the redneck's favorite? A Bearcooter"
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? Cows moo! They don't hoo!"
"Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics. He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vault team was getting."
"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"
"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""
"Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel"
"What is the Revenant about? The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar."
"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs. Names."