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Joke of the Day

"GF says my bike helmet looks ridiculous, but I'd rather be ""uncool"" than fall and crack my head open in the middle of having sex."

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"My mother always says make the little things in life count. Tomorrow I'm gonna run free math seminars for midgets"
"How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way."
"What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria? An applause...."
"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"
"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."
"Today is a new day. Be thankful. Do something nice for yourself. Call someone you haven't spoken to in a while. Run with a pair of scissors"
"My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it."
"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"
"Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline."