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Joke of the Day

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."

"Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming ""Are you sleeping?!?!"""

"But if two men get married, they'll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent."

"I didn't like my new haircut But then it grew on me"

"why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know..."

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."

"My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose."

"Why does green think yellow is such a slut? Because yellow blue red."