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Joke of the Day

"But if two men get married, they'll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent."

"[wife leaving for the weekend] ""Baby formula is in the cupbo--"" ""I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."""

"Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars."

"What's the best part about being an orphan? All your chips and candy bars are family sized."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love my baby love.... !"

"Recursion is a curious concept because it can refer to sentences, such as this one, that refer to curious concepts."

"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."

"What did one hat say to the other hat? You wait here, I'm going to go on a head."

"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"

"So my ear doctor said... ...""If you continue down this path, soon you will lose your hearing."" and i asked. ""So no more PewdiePie videos?"""