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Joke of the Day
"Why does green think yellow is such a slut? Because yellow blue red."
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"I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International Haiku appreciation Conference meeting"
"[bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese"
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"My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite."
"Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers."
"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour."
"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? they're, their, there"