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Joke of the Day
"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"
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"I told my girlfriend that I am over my ex... I don't have to feel guilty anymore."
"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"
"My new thesaurus is terrible! Not only that but it's also terrible."
"Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock"
"My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower No matter how he strokes it's just not going to happen"
"Did you know Jesus has nice abs? He does crossfit."
"Two blondes in a hole Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""
"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."
"How did the detective know the Necrophile Killer was a hipster? He fucked his victims before they were cool."