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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like my new haircut But then it grew on me"
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"*renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*"
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."
"Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)"
"Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers? Because women always think they're right."
"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."
"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."
"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."
"""I like Trump because he isn't a politician."" Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician."
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump at all"