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Joke of the Day
"Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming ""Are you sleeping?!?!"""
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"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."
"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207......"
"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."
"Why are Apple products popular with hipsters? Steve Jobs went underground."
"The bartender says we don't serve time travelers 2 Time Travelers walk into a bar"
"Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second."
"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."
"whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture."
"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"