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Joke of the Day

"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"

"Is your refrigerator running? Cause I might vote for it."

"Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Who the fuck eats parsley?"

"This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag."

"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"

"Whoever called it rush hour should not be allowed to name anything else."

"Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out? Because they took Pita on them"

"If I see someone stumble, catch themselves, & madly start looking about to see if anyone saw, I always make sure I make direct eye contact."

"What did the Zero say to the Eight? ""Nice belt."""