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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."

"So the other day I went into a local shop with a sign that read ""Therapist"" They should really put a larger space between the ""e"" and the ""r"""

"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"

"Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!"

"What is Guns N' Roses' favorite type of sandwich? Pananananana ni ni (to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle) And that's a thatinternetexporer original"

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""

"Two chemists are at a bar. One says, ""I'd like some water."" The other says ""I'd like some Hydrogen Peroxide."" The second one died. Of cancer, many years later."

"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."

"[Calls number written on my windshield with lipstick] Hi, you left your number on my car. Who's going to clean this?"

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"