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Joke of the Day

"Getting up Is only the second hardest thing in the morning."

"How do you piss off 2 feminazis? Put them in a room with each other"

"The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying."

"I got punched in the face last week - I now spend most of my time stroking gappy teeth with my tongue. I should probably stop making out with pensioners."

"Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*."

"Why did the shit-kicker cross the road? To use his rich neighbor's outhouse."

"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"

"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."

"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."

"What do you call a female to male sex change? an addadicktomy."