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Joke of the Day

"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you stole daddys car! Why you steal daddys car?! (chappie joke I stole from youtube)"

"What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish? An elephant with a wet boot"

"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."

"Hi reddit, I'm a Japanese pearl diver! AMA."

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaay"

"How is God just like every other man? If you're not on your knees, he's not interested."