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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female to male sex change? an addadicktomy."
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"ME: Honey, I bought a Pet Rock WIFE: A WHAT? ME: Shhh, you'll make him nervous DWAYNE JOHNSON: *already peeing all over the carpet*"
"Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds."
"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"
"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"
"What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other."
"They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys"
"How can you open a banana? - With a monkey! How can you open a banana? - With a monkey!"
"I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said "" To inspire and then expire"""
"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."