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Joke of the Day
"What do ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
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"Today I am the C.E.O of the ""I Don't Give A Sh*t"" Committee........ We Are Hiring"
"What was the pig doing in the kitchen? Bacon! Get it?"
"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."
"How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They live in eternal darkness."
"Everyone is worried Trump will pull us out of The Paris Accord... But Trump doesn't know how to pull out, that is why he has 10 kids."
"Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome."
"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."
"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."
"Yesterday one of my patients told me about the time he sat on his testicles... It was nuts."