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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off 2 feminazis? Put them in a room with each other"

"A father walks in on his daughter masturbating with a carrot and shouts for fuck sake i was going to eat that later now it's going to taste of carrot!"

"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."

"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"

"Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school I don't think I could ever repay you"

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? This guy in middle is a dick."

"You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"Did you hear about the guy who ran over himself? He asked a kid to go across the street to get a pack of smokes, the kid said ""No!"", so he ran over himself."

"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."

"Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic. It runs in your jeans."