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Joke of the Day

"Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale."

"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."

"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."

"once you go black... you're a single mother"

"Why don't lesbians cook? They prefer to eat out."

"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."

"What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"

"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"

"I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks."