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Joke of the Day
"I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks."
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"Do old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."
"What is the definition of safe sex for rednecks... Making sure you brand all the sheep that kick"
"In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair."
"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."
"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"
"I'm pretty sure the phrase ""sleep tight"" originated in prison"
"Use Angie's List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants."
"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."
"GENIE: you have three wishes ME: make math go away GENIE: ha ok that one's on the house ME: oh so I still get three wishes? GENIE: huh?"