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Joke of the Day
"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."
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"Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references ""yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"""
"Buzzfeed: 9 Ways to Know You're Dating a Real Woman and Not a Burrito"
"Knock, knock Who's there? I eat map. I eat map, who? *Ewwwww.*"
"What do you call a dog magician?"
"How can you get four suits for under $2.00? Buy a deck of cards."
"FYI guys: If a girl plays w/ her hair while talking to u, it means she has an itchy scalp, possibly lice. Stay away, it is very contagious."
"What game do you play with a wombat? Wom."
"Before you assume that ghetto thugs are brainless, think about this: ""Yo, when you gonna let me tap that ass?"" is in iambic pentameter."
"My boyfriend is like an iPhone 7 Just jacks off"