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Joke of the Day
"Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race? Because the winner was a cheetah"
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"*In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ...."
"""When you wish upon a star, it takes trillions of years for the wish to get there, and by that stage you're dead."" - Neil deGrasse Tyson."
"Have you heard about the one about suicidal procrastinator He lived a long healthy life."
"My response when someone ask me how's life with a penis. It's hard."
"With gay marriage being legal now does that mean we don't have to call them butt buddies anymore? Good because that was a pain in the ass."
"I called the suffocation hotline yesterday... I was instructed to hold."
"I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal."
"Donald Trump and Mike pence fall off a boat, neither of them can swim, who survives? AMERICA"
"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""