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Joke of the Day
"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."
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"Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?"
"Do I speak German? Nein"
"I hope I don't catch another weirdo pooping against the side of a 7-11 tomorrow because I'm not ready to love again."
"My house is really small until I can't find my phone."
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."
"Donald Trump said that all the Mexicans he meets love him... they are always telling him he is a cool arrow."
"Accidentally bring the wrong kid home on Halloween once and now I have to listen to the same stupid story EVERY year."
"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"