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Joke of the Day
"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."
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"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."
"There's a restaurant in hell. Their food is to die for."
"If you want to set up a company and run it then that's your business."
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"Blowjobs did not live up to my expectations. They suck."
"Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies ""It was pretty wizard i guess"" said Darth Vader"
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"I'm Not Racist I'm not racist, my slave is a black guy."