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Joke of the Day

"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."

"Why did god invent the yeast infection? So women would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt."

"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"

"Whats the most politically divided animal? The polar bear.. I'll see myself out..."

"Not all Muslims are terrorists It's just the ones with short fuses"

"My Dad Is A Magician He can turn alcohol into domestic violence... But his disappearing act is even better."

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years, Come on guys I don't have 2020 vision"

"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them."

"What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car? He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now"