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Joke of the Day
"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them."
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"What did Donald Duck say to the prostitute? Put it on my bill."
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"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"
"What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public? ""Get a womb, you two."""
"A man orders a large cup of coke with ice Upon receiving his drink he began to wonder why his hands were so cold. Then he realized that just ice was served."
"User interface? I hardly even know her."
"Never trust a Parasol... I hear they can be shady."
"Dear President of Mexico, DO NOT fall for Trump's old trick where he mumbles ""guypayingtobuildthewallsayswhat?"" and you say ""What?"""