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"Whats the most politically divided animal? The polar bear.. I'll see myself out..."
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"Why did the feminist burn down the field of canola? She said she was defending herself against rape."
"My Girlfriend always says I never know when to quit joking, and to that I say... ""GOT YOUR NOSE"""
"You're right, homeless man on the subway...it is a ""clip your toenails into your McDonald's cup"" kind of morning."
"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."
"What did the lower case ""o"" say to the capital ""O""? You whore."
"Greece is a good example of capital punishment."
"How are lawyers and apples similar? They both look good hanging from a tree"
"That new show, Black-ish just started airing in Korea. It's called Brackish."
"[shark tank] ""Hi, what's your product idea?"" Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I'm here to see the tank of sh-... I've made a mistake"