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Joke of the Day

"When a man sleeps with a lot of women.... ....he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum. -Another gem by Jimmy Carr"

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"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"
"What did one math book say to the other math book? You've got problems."
"Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly? Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America."
"I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora. I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"
"I got busted visiting Texas. For trying to smuggle in books. Luckily, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books."
"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
"I know how Jenny got her name. Follow this link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_%28donkey%29"
"VERY angry at @united flight attendant who REFUSED to let me ride as a lap baby"