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Joke of the Day

"Why did god invent the yeast infection? So women would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt."

"How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl? A girl has no name."

"Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch."

"There's so much sexism in this world. Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled ""You are not the Mother""."

"Since the pharmacy keeps making it harder to buy decongestants, I've just started making them at home from crystal meth."

"Whats the best fat guy pickup line? If you think I'm fat, you should see my chubby!"

"What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ? Voldetort."

"A Family Walks Into A Hotel... The Father walks up to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The man at the desk replies ""no, it's just regular porn you sick cunt"""

"A Jewish boy ask to borrow a $20 from his father. His father replies, ""$10?!?! What on earth do you need $5 for!"

"Them: Hi. I'm happy to meet you. Me: Hi. I'm awkward and already trying to find a way out of this conversation."