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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"

"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"

"I didn't want the cop to see that my car's registration tags weren't current but apparently swerving erratically got his attention too"

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."

"Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows. Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well."

"Why is a coin factory so logical? Because it makes cents."

"A good woman is easy to find... You just have to go to the cemetery and dig one up."

"Any one remembers 'The Game' ? Now I'll fly away."

"I got fired from my job.. ..for being a pervert I don't understand why, though, I'm always hard at work."

"Hey, hot stuff. Pretty sweet vagina you got there. Maybe later, after I unload the dishwasher, we can-No? That's cool. I have stuff to read."