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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"

"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."

"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."

"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."

"I knew she'd been working at the foundry... because I smelter."

"If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine."

"Do you know why I stopped playing Uno with my Mexican friends? They steal all the green cards."

"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"

"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys...."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."