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Joke of the Day
"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."
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"Cop: we have you surrounded! Get down on the ground now! Cardboard Man: sigh not again *cops start breakdancing*"
"I swear if my memory gets any worse, I'll be able to plan my own surprise party."
"Is it blowjob, blow job, or blow-job? God, I hate writing thank you letters."
"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."
"Rejected names for lumberjacks: -Woodroberts -Treedaves -Logjeffs -Forestbills -Timberjims"
"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos."
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"
"What do you call a partying Hansen's disease patient? A social leper."
"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""