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Joke of the Day
"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
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"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"
"What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires? Bob."
"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."
"I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to ""New Ham Sure"""
"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"
"(NSFW) She told me.... She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"
"restaurant Waiter: Your coffee Me: Could I have a little spoon please? Waiter: Certainly *delicately embraces me from behind* Me: lovely"
"Hear about the Jewish Game show? The Price is too high!"
"Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service... Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!"