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Joke of the Day
"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
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"I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, ""HOW MANY WORDS?"" and ""IS IT THE EXORCIST?""."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."
"[at bar] Him: Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone? Me: I peed my pants."
"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"
"Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots..."
"Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna f*ck me. Boy: Wow and smart to."
"Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what's going on and you just nod"
"What does a chef call an undercover cop? Pig in a blanket."
"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"