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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"
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"New Drinking Age in Alabama They raised the drinking age to 32 in Alabama to keep alcohol out of high schools."
"Best pick up line I've ever heard Would you mind holding my beer while I go take a shit? ....If she is still standing there. She's a keeper!"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"
"'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car"
"Everytime I text my new boss, his only response is FU! I should have expected it. They all told me he was a man of few words."
"What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com"
"Thank you, Student Loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."