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Joke of the Day

"Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what's going on and you just nod"

"Guess why Because."

"Kanye running for president."

"Why don't big trains have little trains? They pull out on time."

"If any one is starting a band, let me know, I'm really good at taking pictures while looking off in the distance."

"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"

"Who is the best player on the Texans? Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS? Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS?**"

"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."

"What did one succulent say to the other? ""Aloe there"""

"Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed"