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Joke of the Day

"Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met. Girl: You just wanna f*ck me. Boy: Wow and smart to."

"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"

"Frequently Asked Questions: 1) You did what? 3) How dare you? 53) Don't you know how numbering lists works?"

"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."

"I'm a human alarm clock so when I wake up this early for no reason, I punch myself in the face to turn myself off."

"""Whoo, take off your tits!"" -confused pervert"

"what's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"

"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"