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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"*bark* ""What's that Lassie?"" *bark bark* ""Timmy's stuck in a loveless marriage with an overly critical wife?"" *bark* ""Ooh, dinnertime."""

"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."

"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."

"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."

"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."

"What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream? Sherbert. (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)"