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Joke of the Day

"My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then."

"Can you stop making holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in Auschwitz He fell out of a guard tower."

"The bad news is I don't know what I'm doing with my life. The good news is I no longer give a crap."

"Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this."

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"

"While having dinner, the dad scolded at his son: ""If you continue talking about crap during the meal, I'll slap the shit out of you"""

"How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an Axe"

"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

"A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles, On her chest wrote the price of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille."

"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"