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Joke of the Day

"Why did the witch go commando? She needed some better grip on her broomstick."

"What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back? (_) ( _)>- (_) A Reptile Dysfunction."

"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... It means 75% are running around untreated."

"Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen? Because they sell more tickets!"

"Apple profits have been going through the roof One might say... they're back in mac. *I'll see myself out.*"

"Why do people who smoke weed take geology? Because they're STONERS!"

"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"

"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."

"If you build a person a fire, they'll be warm for a day. Set them on fire & they'll never worry about being warm again."

"The time machine of tomorrow. Today."