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Joke of the Day
"Why do people who smoke weed take geology? Because they're STONERS!"
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"turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :("
"*skips away in terror"
"What do you call a Mexican woman who has no legs? Cunts way low"
"When I find something in my purse on the first reach-in I feel like I should get some applause or something."
"I just signed up for Comcast!"
"How do you install ""blackout curtains""? They just get hammered."
"So I went to the bathroom to take a poo... Not sure why she was angry though, it's not like she wanted it."
"What's got 2 thumbs and is worse than Donald Trump? No, seriously. I'm asking."
"Nice empty fish tank It'd be a shame if someone were to FILL IT WITH SNAKES! *the terrarium is invented*"