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Joke of the Day
"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"
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"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"
"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."
"you know what people said about paul daniels funeral..... you know what people said about paul daniels funeral ""i liked it but not a lot"""
"What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?"
"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"
"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"
"what kind of flooring does jesus have in his kitchen gentiles"
"[Sci fi movie] How did you travel such a distance so fast? ""I went through a wormhole."" Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic."
"Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers."