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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"
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"What's the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally? Several thousand yards of white fabric."
"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."
"Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common I can run for less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse"
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"*wakes up in a cold sweat* Ohhhh OVERALLS because you wear them over all your other clothes"
"6yo: Wow you look much better already daddy! Will you be able to have the stitches out soon? Taxidermist: He will not"
"You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts."
"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."
"There needs to be a third option because getting older or dying aren't working for me."