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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"

"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"

"I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now."

"My baby said it's first words today Her words were ""who are you?"""

"How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !"

"[OC] What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince? A bad heir day."

"How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk? When it's past your eyes."

"Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)"

"Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play. You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor."

"What did Obama say to Trump at the White House? Change"