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Joke of the Day
"Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident."
Next Joke
"A conversation between 3 partially deaf elderly men. Elder 1: It's windy! Elder 2: No, it's thursday! Elder 3: Right, let's all get a cuppa tea shall we?"
"why did Microsoft skip 9? because 7 , 8 , 9 !"
"Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal"
"Professional liars Haven't done an honest days work in their life"
"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"Please don't post a screenshot if your battery percentage is low, I can't focus on the picture because your low battery is stressing me out."
"How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? I'll post the answer tomorrow."
"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."
"London weather is just like Iraq. A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite."