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Joke of the Day

"A man had three sons. One was a model, the second a hair stylist.. The third one was also a faggot."

"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar"

"Need an ark? ..I Noah guy."

"Can't you just feel the excitement in the air?!!? Only one more day left until the start of the 2020 Presidential Election Season!!"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did in her, She'd be a porcupine!"

"Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell."

"Somewhere a village is missing its idiot. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I can't remember where I live."

"My neighbor was a vampire When I stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died."

"What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke? ""Nigiri, please."""