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Joke of the Day

"A man had three sons. One was a model, the second a hair stylist.. The third one was also a faggot."

"It's been the ""longest week ever"" for Janet on facebook, a woman that I know for a fact works 40 hours has been on facebook for 37 of them"

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"

"Life is like a box of chocolates neither lasts long for a fat person"

"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."

"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"

"Man's March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work."

"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"