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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos"
Next Joke
"When I come back in the next life, I would like to come back as a bathroom mirror in a house full of hot women."
"Staying at my daughter's place again this weekend. Can't wait till 3am so I can wake her to tell her there's a moth in my room."
"Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."
"How do you pronounce ""nihilism?"" It doesn't matter"
"If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!"
"Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you ain't as cute as you think you are"
"I pick and choose the traffic laws I'll follow."
"I'm in an abusive relationship. controlling, manipulative, overbearing, demanding. it's for his own good."
"Raise the roof! The roof is on fire! Hit the club! Bust those moves! Burning the dance floor! - RL partying sounds so violent"