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Joke of the Day
"How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear"
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"Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one."
"Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound."
"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not"
"Well, if you're going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van."
"Me: I like your Prince tattoo. ""It's my mother."" Me: Your mother is Prince?"
"A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently."
"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""