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Joke of the Day
"Me: I like your Prince tattoo. ""It's my mother."" Me: Your mother is Prince?"
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"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."
"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"
"Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together."
"I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup... Then I had a massive vowel movement"
"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""
"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"
"I'm not gay, but 20 is still 20."
"""The world needs an arbiter of good taste and common sense, and I am fully qualified for that job."" - every living human"
"I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter... ... he didn't move diagonally"