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Joke of the Day

"Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one."

"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."

"I always knew I'd end up drunk in a gutter. I just didn't expect everyone around me to keep bowling."

"Pro Tip Jehovah's Witnesses will do anything to talk to you, including your dishes and laundry Try it"

"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."

"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."

"Am I the only person who's glad the Olympics are finally over with?"

"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."

"I hate it when you hold the door open for people And all they can say is, ""Oh fucking hell, I can see you having a shit!"""

"What's the deal with circles. They're pointless."