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Joke of the Day
"What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance? Jihad me at hello."
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"Why did jimmy eat his Homework? Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; ""Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake""."
"I want to be the reason you pee in six different directions every morning."
"ME [yelling down into a volcano]: You shut your stupid Earth mouth"
"Father walks in son's room and catches him masturbating........ Father says, ""Son if you don't stop that you'll go blind."" Son responds, ""Dad, I am over here."""
"A robber went into a music store. Everybody got down."
"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"
"I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I'm checking Twitter and not taking pictures."
"A crow once made plans to hang out with me, but he never showed up... ... because he got arrested for attempted murder."
"Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection? Because he was constantly nursing a semi."